• RIP Oscar Mayer
• Lindsay Lohan BAD career move, turning down ”The Hangover” role
• Plus Lohan SUED over self-tanning formula!
• Jonas Brother CELEBRATES engagement with fiance
• Black Eyed Peas accused of PLAGIARISM: Listen and you be the judge!
• Baywatch to be turned into a comedy MOVIE
• Britney HEADS UP the Eiffel tower with her boys
• And see Britney’s Candies ad hardly RETOUCHED!
• Paula Abdul CONFIRMS her return to American Idol, kinda

All Things Michael Jackson:

• Come on Corey! Feldman DRESSED as Michael at memorial
• The death certificate RELEASED, leaves cause unknown
• Jackson has inspired 90’s rapper Mase to make a COMEBACK
• Mariah Carey’s LENGTHY explaination of her voice cracking
• Debbie Rowe misses memorial but BREAKS DOWN watching daughter Paris
• Estimated 1 BILLION worldwide watched the memorial together
• A 2nd memorial in the WORKS!
• Jackson family fights over where to BURY Michael’s body
• $4 million bill for memorial, WHO is going to pay?
• Michael Jackson TOLD Britney Spears to retire from music
• Michael’s doctor ‘ANSWERS‘ question of paternity